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 Tonight I went to Bisexual Sexual Trivia, which was lots of fun. Sadly our team came third, but I did win a chocolate penis and a 12 pack of flavoured condoms (which came with a free travel case). It was the section on biblical sex that let us down. Who knew that Noah banished his son for accidentally seeing him naked and drunk? Or that Lot gave his two daughters to the horde of ravaging men? Actually, we should have know that last one, since it’s part of the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, and Sydney ain’t called Sodom City for nothing. Anyway, the most important thing is that our team had the best name; "Sally Strumpet and the Holy Cockwar." It’s brilliant.