Don’t you hate it when you’re a bit drunk and halfway getting changed for bed when a mosquito buzzes by your ear and you start doing that weird hand-flappy-feet-caught-in-underwear-bits-hanging-out-trying-not-to-fall-over-but-trying-to-kill-the-mosquito-before-it-bites-you dance, and you don’t kill the mosquito but you don’t know where it went so you can’t kill it? Well that happened to me tonight.
Good thing I killed the fucker when it flew in front of my a few minutes ago.
oh GOOOOOOOOOD, the imagery! My mind’s eye is gettin’ teary.
You’ll be reincarnated as a mosquito now.
Are you ready for a lifestyle full of insertion and sucking?
*cough*
Comment by Send Your Hate To Me — February 12, 2007 @ 9:04 am