So I’ve been thinking about ways of getting to the US for cheap, and I think I’ve come up with the perfect plan. The idea is to get myself people smuggled to christmas island, whereby I’ll be picked up by some Australian border patrol and shipped off quicksmart for the US, as part of the Howard Government’s brand new exchange program. It even comes with a brief 5 year stop over in the south pacific on the island of Nauru, where I’m assured the facilities are no worse than your standard backpackers. (Hehe, that reminds me of the time we spent at that backpackers in Melbourne. They liked us staying so much they put up razorwire and hired some armed guards to stop us leaving. Ha! It was so much fun three of us attempted suicide. Oh the hilarity!)
Then to get back all I’ll need to do is paddle around florida in a leaky boat and speak with a Cuban accent, and quicker than you can say "I have a visa", I’m back on a plane heading home. Only thing to do after that is tell someone i’m an Australian citizen before I’m accidentally deported to the Philippines. But hey, even if they do deport me (and let’s face it, there’s every chance that they would, citizenship or no citizenship), it’s just more opportunity for wacky adventures. You wanna come?
At least you’ll get a healthy tan (assuming you don’t already have one now).
By the way, your old Piffle blog is playing host (in the viral sense) to some god-awful, random pseudo-literate spamblogger.
Spamblogger.
That sounds like a good name for a bad dish.
Comment by Send Your Hate To Me — April 23, 2007 @ 5:35 am