Did anyone notice Perez Hilton was in town, like, just last week or something? Didn’t think so.
I took the plunge and headed over to his blog, with is pretty damn funny, sometimes. I love his use of microsoft paint. Upon reading I discovered that he came down with the flu while here, which is when I remembered that he’d been here, and simultaneously explained why he wasn’t splashed over the gay press that week. I don’t think anyone saw him, except, um, straight people, who don’t count. ’tis a shame really, cuz boy’s a hottie, and he’d totally get along well with my mum, you know, when we meet and he falls in love with me.
Speaking of things no one noticed, Missy Higgins and Tori Amos released new albums on the same day in Australia the other week. Appearently everyone who bought one also bought the other at Hum in Newtown, so much so that the sales assistant remarked upon it when I bought mine. But come on, two whiney, quirky, alternative female singers release albums on the same day and someone in newtown is suprised hordes of neurotic gay men are buying both albums? My response; der.
Okay, so I don’t know the exact demographics of who bought those albums, but really, come on, do you really think I’m wrong? Didn’t think so.
I heart Perez
I heart Tori
I heart Missy
I still heart Monica Attard most of all. 5 sleeps til the next Media Watch.
I, too, heart Tori. Actually… more than heart… probably a heart and an an extra ventricle (likely the left).
Missy Higgins can have a bile duct.
I am severely neutral about Perez Hilton. Now, Heather and Jessica from Go Fug Yourself - they can have the rest of that second heart.
…but anyway. There you go - at least one of the “demographic” who bought Tori without Missy.
(Who doesn’t love being reduced to a marketing term?)
Comment by Send Your Hate To Me — May 8, 2007 @ 11:34 pm