The other day I was running late for work, so I got dressed quickly and left the house. On my way to work I looked down and realised I was wearing a bright green shirt and red shoes and developed the sinking feeling I was dressed like a christmas tree.
The next day I woke up late and was getting dressed for work. I put on my favourite red shoes and a new shirt made of organic cotton. On my way to work I looked down and realised that my shirt was a matt green colour, and I developed the sinking feeling that I was dressed as an australian native christmas tree, a eucalypt of some kind.
Note to self: don’t wear green and red together in November or December.